1. "the hard way"
2. something you need to know to get through school, but will never need again once you're done.
2. something you need to know to get through school, but will never need again once you're done.
Joe has seven more apples than Frank, who has apples equal to his age divided by 9, how many apples does Joe have if he eats half of them plus one?
Hmm... we can do this the easy way, or math...
Hmm... we can do this the easy way, or math...
by Brad March 21, 2005
M-mentally
A-absurd
T-teaching
H-habit
I made this up last year when i was in 7th grade, the 05-05 year. It hit me suddenly while sitting through seven thirty am math glass what math really stood for. I told my teacher and she laughed.
Chuck Norris is the only non-geeky person who excels in math. He can divide any number by zero and come up with a different number that is always right.
A-absurd
T-teaching
H-habit
I made this up last year when i was in 7th grade, the 05-05 year. It hit me suddenly while sitting through seven thirty am math glass what math really stood for. I told my teacher and she laughed.
Chuck Norris is the only non-geeky person who excels in math. He can divide any number by zero and come up with a different number that is always right.
Everyone: Aah, we have to go learn "math" again.
One person: Yeah, maybe we should skip it and hide out in the bathroom this period.
Everyone else: That's a great idea!
One person: Yeah, maybe we should skip it and hide out in the bathroom this period.
Everyone else: That's a great idea!
by Gasper November 07, 2006
by woolsweater August 31, 2006
Nerd: I got an A+ on my math test
Me: I got a D+ but I wont use this math in my
grown up life so I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!
Next Day.......
Me: I guessed my math homework answers because I
wanted to go outside.
Nerd: oooooo, You're going to get benched.
Me: I don't give a dead bird's last shit!
Me: I got a D+ but I wont use this math in my
grown up life so I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!
Next Day.......
Me: I guessed my math homework answers because I
wanted to go outside.
Nerd: oooooo, You're going to get benched.
Me: I don't give a dead bird's last shit!
by Buttlamo April 28, 2007
Math, the wretched spawn of satan himself.
Consisting of useless crap you'll never need to know,except for adding,subtracting,multiplication and divison, the rest is there just to stress you out.
But is still needed to get a good job.
Consisting of useless crap you'll never need to know,except for adding,subtracting,multiplication and divison, the rest is there just to stress you out.
But is still needed to get a good job.
by 3052 April 01, 2005
by bumbleclot May 05, 2009