Mashed Potato

A pimple on your face that has popped without your knowledgs.

"Damn, Terri had a nasty mashed potato on her cheek this morning..."

by Russell H May 24, 2007

Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington)

When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.

Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.

by Molly February 1, 2005

Mashed Potatoes And Gravy

When a man puts his bare ass on another man or woman face and moves it around saying "mash potatoes and gravy" in a girls voice.

Seth will not fight back when he gets a face full of Mashed Potatoes And Gravy he seemed to like it

by Lester the Melester kochishnv June 28, 2011

mashed

To carelessly destroy something in the past tense.

A way to prepare potatoes.

Did you see that apartment when Ted moved out? It was MASHED!

Did you see the way Ted made that potato? It was MASHED!

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

masted

pronounced like 'wasted', refers to an extreme state of intoxication to the point where a person pronounces the word "wasted" as "masted" involuntarily

I am masted right now.

by anonymous928364238jfiw February 3, 2010

mashed

The state of mind you're in after smoking a marijuana ciggerette which has been mixed with a crushed up pill of ecstasy.

Man I was so mashed my brain felt like it was going to jump out of my head.

by John Calvert May 31, 2005

Mased

See fubar

When you put a motherboard in a case without standoffs, and then turn it on and wonder why the whole damn thing catches on fire, you have officially mased your motherboard.

by Kuja February 24, 2003