Martijn

A boy who is contemplating to become trans while also being super gay. He thinks he is cool but he is actually not. He doesnt have a micro penis, no because his is smaller than a micro penis.

Do you see him kissing little boys? he is such a Martijn.

by MartijnHater69420 May 4, 2021

three martini lunch

The three martini lunch, otherwise known as the alcoholics version of a two martini lunch. Generally used to refer to people who have too much time and nothing to do with it (see example).

Person A: "Man, fedex isn't going to deliver the package i need till 2:00!"

Person B: "Well then, go have yourself a three martini lunch!"

by AA March 22, 2005

martianian

another word for martian

I am a martian, and these creatures are my fellow martianians.

by Bavery July 28, 2007

fruitcake martini

What goes down in the shower when one dude hits another dude with a wet towel.

Bro, that fruitcake martini is gonna leave a welt.

by Danethan Rothbert December 8, 2007

King Martini

A virgin, who wishes he could get laid , so he is heavily into matinis, because that's what the suave guys(like fictional character james bond) drinks.

that guy in the suit and tie, drinking maryinis, just struck out again. what a king martini

by Qualified specialist August 14, 2011

martinisfat

A description of Martin describing the amount of fat he lugs around. In which he does in very large quantities.

Martin is fat because he eats to much and is very fat.

by bob Bobson +Mcdoogle February 16, 2004

martini

On a film shoot, the last shot of the day.

"This shot is "the martini." The next shot is in the glass.

by thevineyard May 16, 2007