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Maple Syrup ...French Toast 

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1. A common greeting between friends.

2. A song by the band Gruvis Malt.

3. A damn fine delicacy.
1. "Hey, buddy. Maple Syrup." "Dude ...French Toast. I haven't seen you in ages!"

2. "Did you hear the new song by Gruvis Malt? Its called Maple Syrup ...French Toast."

3. "Damn. I'm having an orgasm from this Maple Syrup ...French Toast. Its like an orgy in my mouth."
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Maple Valley Girls 

Maple Valley Girls, are girls who think that their life is worse then everybody else's. They do drugs, drink, and smoke, as a way to try and get attention. They think that its a right of passage, and that everyone will love you after you do it. Getting high is their main sport, and when it comes to guys, they let them do anything they want. They cut or drink because they are rich little bitches, that think they deserve so much more.
Everyoneeeee is a maple valley girls.
Maple Valley Girls by smhbitches. December 16, 2011

Maple Ridge 

A town where there are no big shopping malls or advertisements everywhere. Beware there is no color, almost every single person is white!
Have you been to Maple Ridge lately? Try spotting color sometime, it is nearly impossible.
Maple Ridge by Jimbo August 10, 2003

maple syrup 

a condiment commonly used as a lubricant during salad tossing or rimming. while maple syrup is the most widely used condiment, strawberry syrup or grape jelly may also be used.
Mmmmmm.... Your ass tastes fantastic! This maple syrup really sets off the flavor of your bung!
maple syrup by melonie January 1, 2009

Maple Leafs 

what can i say besides they're the BEST team in the nhl?
Maple Leafs kick some serious ass
Maple Leafs by lil cujo May 23, 2003

Maple Valley 

A shitty city where there is no cute guys and everyone either smokes or drinks alcohol. Wtf is wrong with people there....
Person #1: I live in Maple Valley
Person #2: I freaking hate that place.
Maple Valley by BrookieWookie November 14, 2011

Maple Leaf fan 

Definition for Greatest Hockey fan.
1) Intelligent and Dedictated
2) Feels sorry for anyone that is a Habs or Sens fan.
3) Sliently thanks god we dont have an annoying goal horn.
Plus our uniforms are the best.
Im a maple leaf fan. I live eat and breath toronto maple leafs!. GO leafs GO!