A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.
Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
by Cdizzeley January 26, 2010
Get the Maple Samplermug. Jenny: “What are we getting for dinner?”
Dad: “Ribs and maple mibbles, does that sound good?
Jenny: “Yes, I love that meal!”
Dad: “Ribs and maple mibbles, does that sound good?
Jenny: “Yes, I love that meal!”
by yourlocalworddealer August 14, 2020
Get the Maple mibblemug. the maple man is canadian he who speaks portuguese and still lives in the trees and is normally impersonating the vietnamese hes coming for your motherfucken knees
by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021
Get the the maple manmug. by Prugertory January 22, 2020
Get the maple frostingmug. When you have a fetish for Canadian girls.
Similar to jungle fever, but for Canadian's.
(From South Park)
Similar to jungle fever, but for Canadian's.
(From South Park)
by ssebs November 9, 2015
Get the maple fevermug. 
A psychedelic paste that strongly produces a weed high, but lasts much, longer. The paste is usually held together with maple syrup, but sometimes honey is used as a substitute. Rumors say it comes from Vermont, but hey, it could be Canadian, they have pretty fucking good Maple syrup too.
Hey bro, I've been high as fuck for like ten hours! What the fuck!
-Damn what are you on?
Maple Haze, my homie.
-Damn what are you on?
Maple Haze, my homie.
by Penguin mckenna October 14, 2015
Get the Maple Hazemug.