Manistee

Manistee, or locally known as "The Stee", is a small town in Northwestern Michigan, situated on the shores of Lake Michigan. The town itself mostly thrives on tourism and the casino.

"I'm from the Stee bitch!!!"

"Manistee sucks, all the town is good for is the casino and drug dealers!!!"

by Mrs. Electrolyte July 6, 2008

communist manifesto

A document writen by Karl Marx AND Frederick Engels describing their ideal Communist soceity.

The Communist Manifesto is some confusing shit. I hate "isms"

by L-ho December 25, 2005

Low Maintenance Relationship

A Low Maintenance Relationship (LMR) is when a couple is mutually exclusive to one another but not in a FULL relationship. A low maintenance relationship includes NOT needing to talk to them everyday, maybe SOME texting per day but NOT a super abundance, getting together ONLY once or twice a week and going out and SOME sex.

A LMR is for active individuals who have many responsibilities and have no time for a FULL relationship.

Girl how are you going to balance work, school and a boy friend? You're going to get burnt out.

I just need a Low Maintenance Relationship and I'll be all set.

by AskACapperDOTcom October 23, 2010

hard drive manifest destiny

Take manifest destiny, and apply it to filling up a hard drive, so that you get something like "downloading stuff (such as movies) because you have the space and/or you were meant to.

"My mom looked at me inquisitively and asked, 'Why do you need a new hard drive?' I replied, 'Hard drive manifest destiny.'"
"Billy just bought his fourth hard drive yesterday; he should see a shrink about his hard drive manifest destiny."

by L'Orage Orange June 22, 2004

percussive maintenance

the art of beating the living crap out of something untill you can get it to work.

If at first it doesent work try percussive maintenance if it breaks it needed replaceing anyway

by Ben Pershouse January 8, 2006

maintenance control

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.

by 231night crew August 18, 2009

manita

Manita is a word used to describe a girlfriend or a potential girlfriend in Turkish. In some cases it's just a beautiful woman.

-They're trying to set me up with someone but I already have a manita.
or
-Shit man, have you seen the ass on the manita.

by badassmopho June 5, 2014