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Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning is a record 4 time MVP.
by coolstoryjeopardyteen February 1, 2010
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Manning family

Old definition: The family of chokers. As of 2005, nobody from the Manning Family had ever even appeared in a Super Bowl, let alone won one.

New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.
The Manning family, namely Eli and Peyton, has pwnage of the New England Patriots now, as both have beaten them on the way to winning Super Bowls. Nobody can make fun of them for being chokers anymore.
by Devveyovich June 23, 2008
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Mancini

A set of summer shorts with a pattern not unlike a picnic blanket. Individual preferences include, but are not limited to: Plaid or Alternating of contrasting colored solid squares. Spotting someone wearing "Mancinis" is a clear indicator that summer has arrived. They are commonly seen at lakefronts, on camping trips or visiting newly born babies. One who chooses to wear "Mancinis" will often experience feelings of joy, drunkenness, and the warmth associated with being around good friends. Also commonly known as "Picnic Pants", The term "Mancini" is reserved for those of a higher social standing and ultimately more self respect.
Scenerio 1
Boy: "Why wont you go out with me?"
Girl: "You have no style and don't know how to party"
Boy: "I'm heading over to Bob's Stores to pick up a pair of Mancinis"
Girl: "Really? Lets make love!!"

Scenerio 2
Prince William: "What should I wear on our honeymoon?"
Catherine Middleton: "Mancinis of course"

Fact:
"Every time a bell rings"...Chuck Norris kills someone with a roundhouse kick to the face and then wipes his victims blood on his new "Mancinis"
by Joman416 November 24, 2011
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Pac-manning

The act of chomping your partners nipple with your penis hole.
Carlos was pac-manning my nipple with his dick.
by Ava-tard July 27, 2010
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Maninderjeet

Very rare species. Absolutely beautiful, and way sexy. Can make boys jizz their pants with just a glance. Ruins the rest of womankind for men that have managed to catch a glimpse of a Maninderjeet. Will not date just anyone. Her wittiness and intelligence has been known to make the many people who are inferior to her cry.
Boy: Yo man, I once saw a Maninderjeet. I still jizz in my pants at the thought of her!

Girl: My boyfriend started crying in front of me when he found out that the only Maninderjeet at the party was engaged.
by DjRyan1 December 13, 2010
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Flying Manning

The Flying Manning is a gay sex position best described as a cowboy with the rider flapping their extended arms and screaming "I'M FLYING, I'M FLYING"
S.C: So how was the lift home last night?
A.B: Terrible, he gave me The Flying Manning
by Nachington November 19, 2010
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Manin

Manin is a guru in Mauritius. He has created the philosophy of the Maninism which prone carpe diem. He has many followers and they all salute him by touching his feet or addressing him a compliment.
Manin: Hello my young apprentice.
Scotty: Hi Master, do you want me to tie your shoes?
Manin: Yes apprentice, bring it on!
by Wrath007 March 13, 2010
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