Malphegeous

Real fucking sideways

Penelope went through my phone and then proceeded to come at me all Malphegeouslly

by StrawCherry March 31, 2020

Malpholomer

A pedophile that prefers their victims ugly and/or overweight.

Tina - “Oh I’m sorry to here that Timmy is missing! How old and how much did he weigh?”

Marge - “165 at 6 years old”

Tina - “oh you should check the register for malpholomers it n the area.”

by Wintergnome July 16, 2020

Malphaenx

A common name for someone with hispanic descent and an abnormally large penis.

Dayum! His dick is super dark and fat, is that Malphaenx?

by vilDOOM April 10, 2022

Malphicious

A black way to say a rich spoiled brat that can’t speak correctly

That kid right there is so malphicious

by B1g Bl4ck N1qg3r July 25, 2022

malphicious

Another way to call someone a rich spoiled brat.

That kid is so malphicious.

by B1g Bl4ck N1qg3r July 25, 2022

Gonna Malphite ult off the bridge

gonna kys

ITS ALREADY A SENTENCE Gonna Malphite ult off the bridge

by XCOVER32017 June 12, 2024

malpointafication

pointing at something, while using the event of the point action to create a distraction. "hey look over there" pointing of course.

I was using my malpointaficational skills when I sidetracked my friends who were asking about my girlfriends friends availability.

by kennnn January 3, 2008