max 

A word which means to relax

Shit back and max man

max by B's up C's down November 13, 2006

Max 

Cancer, autism, and AIDS in one single human being.

My name's max!
I wanna fucking kill myself

Max by Cantism69 September 12, 2016

Max 

Max is the saggiest dude you will ever meet. He has a 2.35 cm penis and he has no girlfriend and he never will. His parents never loved him because he was both a condom fails and an abortion fails. He obsessively Masturbates and obsessively does his hair, just before fucking his third cousin (although he doesn't live in Alabama). The reason he is lonely is that he is a morning sex person and no one loves him.

Person 1: Dude Jimmy is so Lame
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Max

Max by Adoption March 19, 2019

Max 

Max is A Gay Ass Bitch

Asshole max is gay

Max by Shdhshdh November 7, 2019

Max 

a great guy. real good friend.
knows how to make u laugh and smile...but also knows how to break your heart.
dont fall too hard for this type of guy.

He's so sweet! but he can be such a jerk! what a max.

Max by DirtyShoeLace123 April 30, 2009

Max 

A very nice sensitive guy who was an AMAZING boyfriend, and then decided to turn into a major douche who dates little girls and likes to smoke weed and act like he is a lot cooler than he is and ditch all of his REAL best friends.

GUY- Hey max what are you doing today?
MAXI- I'm obviously going to smoke and be really cool today like everyother day.

Max by Anonymous3445 January 4, 2010

Max 

Max, usually black haired and most likely to be a little emo, they are very quiet about things but when you meet a max they will make you laugh just walking past them, if you meet a max make sure you stay forever friends as you will never meet someone like max again he also uses XD an awful lot too 😂❤️

#max got asked out by Amelia today, doesn’t surprise me they are perfect together 😍❤️😂

Max by 🔥Hop🔥 May 17, 2018