1) The bigest baddass to hit the field yet, this fine specimen of a reciever is not afraid to let you know what he's thinking. This great icon for victory dances, baddasstivity, and honesty is one man who is always going to have the last word.
2) -to Moss- p. Mossed, to own someone like a bitch, to disrespect in a baddass type of way, to hand one a towel and say, "wipe it out bitch!"
2) -to Moss- p. Mossed, to own someone like a bitch, to disrespect in a baddass type of way, to hand one a towel and say, "wipe it out bitch!"
by Jimi Wild March 18, 2005
Get the Randy Moss mug.Green stains that occur in a woman's underwear when she does not change them frequently. P Moss for short.
"Polly, one of your nasty pussy moss pairs of underwear was in my hamper. Don't let it happen again or find a new place to live."
by Dana & Ang January 2, 2008
Get the pussy moss mug.Wide Receiver in the National Football League. The newest acquisition of the 2007-2008 New England Patriots. A tremendous deep threat. He is so good, that when he drops the easiest pass in the world, he can proudly proclaim 'Its not Randy's fault! Its not Randy's fault!' And everyone will, and should believe him.
Man, Randy Moss just dropped that ball. He was wide open.
But dude... its simply not Randy's fault.
But the ball was right there! He coulda-
No. It was NOT Randy's fault.
I guess you're right...
But dude... its simply not Randy's fault.
But the ball was right there! He coulda-
No. It was NOT Randy's fault.
I guess you're right...
by Stanley P. Tencza May 17, 2007
Get the randy moss mug.Drafted to THe Vikings in 1998 1st Round 21st Pick. Top 5 Recievers in the league. He ran a 4.25 out of college. One of the Fastest dudes in the NFL. 6'4 205 Pounds. He has some of the best hands. He had 1600 yardsi n his Rookie Year. But due to his bad ass attitude, people don't like him as much. And in Madden 2006, he is pretty much amazing. 99 speed 99 jump 97 catch 99 acceleration. He was traded in 2005 to the Oakland raiders for a 1st and 7th round pick and Napolean Harris. THat was a stupid trade.
by Gozzy August 20, 2006
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Get the dick moss mug.A fictitious moss from Phineas and Ferb that is basically LSD for a 10 year old audience. It induces hyper-realistic hallucinations and colorful vision. S1: E13 The Ballad of Badbeard.
by iloveninja August 5, 2020
Get the Orange Moss mug.That one person in the friend group that does fuck all until he is forced to go to practice, school, or work. Still partakes in the partying but only if the party comes to him and his "moss spot".
Random Teammate: That kid just mosses all day i dont know how he does it.
Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.
Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.
by Bryn Boy March 30, 2021
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