Morning Show

Will bore the shit out of you

Im watching the morning show

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016

Strawberry Morning

a meme of an elephant that has been spread around. the strawberry morning elephant is an elephant-shaped strawberry with a stem that is probably supposed to be a hat?? there is text underneath it in Arabic that translates to this word being written about.

Person 1: hey man strawberry morning elephant

Person 2: hell yeah

Person 3: oh my fucking god stop posting that goddamn elephant

by KnownAsOmega2436 May 5, 2023

morning oreo

The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.

Person 1: What the fuck is that smell dude?
Person 2: Sorry I woke up with a morning oreo...

by Obeflow May 10, 2016

Morning Riser

Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.

Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.

by Turdferguson October 8, 2015

Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016

morning flush

the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.

I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.

by ghwajoigjweiowtuwe January 9, 2010

The Morning Shakedown

Shanking the shit out of someone from 4 AM to 10 am.

Are you ready for The Morning Shakedown?

by NoahNoodle December 22, 2020