Milf Cheese

Breast milk that has expired on a certain MILF (usually and elderly MILF).

"I sucked your moms tits and all I got was MILF cheese!"
"Dude, shes 67!"

by AssDozer24 June 25, 2009

MILF look

The magic look that a hot MILF can flash at a guy. Instantly causes a testosterone rush followed by straining in yer kecks.

"Eh, Normski! I just got the MILF look off Chaz's mum!"
"Lucky lad!"

by Lord Ass June 30, 2005

milf

Mother's I'd Like to Fuck

The following are MILF's:
Shania Twain
Britney Spears
Jennifer Garner
Rachel Hunter
Elle Macpherson
Heidi Klum
Kathy Ireland
Cindy Crawford
Christie Brinkley

by b4i4q January 20, 2007

MILF

men i'd like to fuck

Gay one man desiring to fuck another, in other words, men i would like to fuck (MILF)

by nelson.d.e April 30, 2008

MILF

Moro Islamic Liberation Front, an islamic militant group in the Phillipines.

MILF members don't really like to be confused with moms I'd like to fuck.

by 32121 July 21, 2016

Milf Truck

When a Milf is driving her kids to or from school in an SUV or 4 Wheel Drive Vehicle.

Did you see the tits on the Milf in the Milf Truck?

by Anthony Linton aka *MAD DOG* February 18, 2009

Milf

Abreviation for the sentence "Mother I'd like to fuck"

The mother of François-Mathieu is a real milf!!!

by Anonymously_secret December 28, 2005