MILF

Mom I'd Like to FUCK

Man dawg your mom is such a MILF, hook me up!

by Nat_da_STAR March 6, 2007

milf

Mother I'd love to fuck.

Amanda......your mom is a hot milf. Age 36 looks better than ever! Don't whine b/c everyone wants to fuck her. You'll be a milf one day too.

by iwannadoher April 12, 2006

Milf

mother i'd love to $@&%

dude brian's mom is a total milf

by w-man August 25, 2009

milf

This term was introduced with the inception of the Eddie James All-Negro All-Stars in 1937. Originally used to refer to the chronic effects of a disasterous flim-flam, it later became used to describe Eddie's wife, Heather, who had slept with most of the band.

It also later got verbed and is used to describe saggy white moms with big asses getting reamed from behind.

"Once you go milf, you can't go back."

"This video shows your mom getting milfed."

by chickunmen March 29, 2007

milf-watching

When a single person or a group of friends goes to a large dept. store, like Wal-Mart or the mall, and checks out all the young attractive mothers shopping for their children. Usually happens around the holiday season.

Marek- "Dude, I'm so bored right now, I'm really sick of watching porn."

Craig- "Let's go milf-watching then. Their are alot of Milfs at Wal-Mart, I've heard."

by ShawnM23 December 24, 2008

milf plan

When a girl plans on having children relatively early in life so when they are older she will still be attractive and perceived as the "cool mom."

"Did you hear Lauren wants to have a kid soon?"
"Oh yeah, she's on the milf plan."

by Milflicious July 1, 2009

maximum milf

a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.

"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"

"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"

by MrHat01 February 8, 2009