1) A microwave that has been in use for years but never cleaned. Splattered foods from all walks of life are caked on the walls so thick that you could make an entire meal out of it, if you were brave enough to scrape it all off. Regardless of the food you put in there, it comes out smelling like every dish that has been put in before it.
2) What you get when you mix bean burritos, pizza, tuna fish, popcorn, nachos, fish sticks, hot dogs, corn dogs, hamburgers, funnel cakes, macaroni and cheese, beans, chili, Taco Bell, and sloppy joes, put them in the microwave until they explode, and then cook your regular food in it.
3) When something is utterly disgusting.
2) What you get when you mix bean burritos, pizza, tuna fish, popcorn, nachos, fish sticks, hot dogs, corn dogs, hamburgers, funnel cakes, macaroni and cheese, beans, chili, Taco Bell, and sloppy joes, put them in the microwave until they explode, and then cook your regular food in it.
3) When something is utterly disgusting.
"Look at my truck. It's got mud and bird shit all over it!" -"Yeah, it looks like Jay's Microwave."
"I had a bad case of explosive diarrhea and when I got done, it looked like Jay's Microwave."
"I picked up a girl at the bar and when I stuck my hand down her pants I got all kinds of Jay's Microwave on it."
"I had a bad case of explosive diarrhea and when I got done, it looked like Jay's Microwave."
"I picked up a girl at the bar and when I stuck my hand down her pants I got all kinds of Jay's Microwave on it."
by Grand Fortuna May 10, 2008
by cutmybumcheeks March 06, 2019
when you're taking a hot, steamy shower, and you fart and the stench of your gas lingers through the steam.
by dominic b October 25, 2006
When you have sex with a girl for 1 minute and when you pull out the middle of your penis is cold and the surrounding area is burning lava hot
by Go Pencils!! August 27, 2013
If a person is faking being nice to someone then they do not have a warm heart they have a microwave heart. The heat of the heart and the niceness of the person are both being faked!
A teacher passes by person 1 and 2 (they both hate each other) in the hallway. Person 1 kicks person 2.
Person 1: Oh my god! I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you?
Person 2: Screw you with your microwave heart!
Person 1: Oh my god! I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you?
Person 2: Screw you with your microwave heart!
by Dr. M0 September 15, 2009
Looks good in pictures but not in reality.
1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.
2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.
1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.
2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.
Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.
by Karab okama August 11, 2019
by Dapper Floppa April 16, 2023