Kooky Mexican

A kooky Mexican is one who does anything a steriotypical Mexican does. (I.E gardening, gangbanging, planting, lawn mowing, soccer (football), and pretending to be George Lopez)

"Hey John, what team are the English playing in soccer (football)?" "Dude, are you stupid, they are playing the Kooky Mexicans" "ohhhhhh I get it"

by Ballinout June 12, 2015

Mexican lawnmower

A man inserts anal beads into a women’s ass and leaves them there for four day to prevent her from shitting. He will then rip it out as if it were a lawnmower releasing a fountain of shit

P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2:Me and my girlfriend just did the Mexican lawnmower

by Ismokeonthedevilslettixe January 31, 2020

MexiCUNT

A woman of Mexican origin who is a complete bitch to you.

Roger: Hey, Dave! How did your date with Lupe go last night? She's a Mexican, right?
Dave: MexiCUNT is the proper term for her. The only green card she is interested in is my AMEX card!

by brooskitooski April 19, 2017

Mexican morphine

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.

When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.

by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003

Mexirican

If you are mexirican that means you are mix with mexican and puerto rican culture

my mom is mexican
my dad is puerto rican
so I am a mexirican

by Kianna Williams October 9, 2008

Mexican spit donkey

The act of removing one's throbbing cock from the asshole of their significant other immediately after donkey punching them and proceeding to hack a fat loogy into their gaped asshole.

Richard and I got home after a long performed at Mexican spit donkey all night long.

by There German Cat April 28, 2015

mexican shot

When one person takes a shot of alcohol and, instead of swallowing in, pours it from their mouth into another's while kissing.

I did a Mexican shot with my best friend at the bar last night.

by Baislholrey May 24, 2016