shomi and blow me

The ghetto Netflix and chill, especially for Rogers subscribers who have the Shomi bundle.

"Hey girl, Rogers hooked me up, come over for Shomi and Blow me" shomi savage netflix netflixandchill chill ghetto sexy

by FromDesWithLove September 21, 2016

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

Drop your pants and give me 30, Bitch

When you ask your bitch to drop her pants and give her 30 minutes of her time with you (i.e. an other dirty way of asking for sex)

Him: Drop your pants and give me 30, bitch

Her: uwu ok

by SkidyGaming14 September 1, 2019

suck my knob and call me Charlie

An exclamation to be used when in great surprise or shock.

Man, suck my knob and call me Charlie!!!!

by Charlie Knobsworth October 8, 2006

Mount and Do Me

A new phrase created by the store, Spencer's. It refers to sex on the vaginal or anal variety. The irony is found in the fact of the soda Mountain Dew.

Hey baby, won't you "Mount and Do Me?"

by simplysickforever March 22, 2009

hold this tale and let me fuck this horse

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.

would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??

by ugly84 January 11, 2010

Pinch My Ass and Call Me Charlie

The phrase "pinch my ass and call me charlie"is a commonly used sentence in place of "oh my god".Though not universally known,it has been around for decades and still used by the young and old alike.

"Pinch My Ass and Call Me Charlie,he got away!"

by Bleicha January 31, 2008