Mahameru is a name of a mountain. People who have this name is attractive. Sometimes, mahameru cross the line because they wanted the perfect ending. Mahameru is perfectionist.
by Alexandra Clarissa January 1, 2018
Get the Mahameru mug.An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony
Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one
Yah what's good
I'm going to see her tonight
Bet
(Later that night)
Howd it go bro
AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH
wtf happened you get catfished?
Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)
Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....
(Dies)
Yah what's good
I'm going to see her tonight
Bet
(Later that night)
Howd it go bro
AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH
wtf happened you get catfished?
Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)
Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....
(Dies)
by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019
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Get the maaterbate mug.He's a cheerful person. An epitome of simplicity , yet classy in every aspect. He's a dreamer and a lover of nature, children and everything that makes him happy. He likes to make others laugh and hides his sorrows in public. He can do anything he's passionate about. But yeah can be lazy too, a lottt. Good food and good memes cheer him up. He's basically an angel sent from above and you must protect him at all costs if he's in your life. That's it!
by Nimaruto November 24, 2021
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Get the Mahati mug.In Mexico, a mayate is a bisexual man who won't ever accept he likes men, he will proudly life a heterosexual life but in secret meet gay men for casual sex. It is not offensive but mostly funny. It has absolutely nothing to do with race or skin color.
- Who's that guy? (in Spanish, of course)
- Alicia's boyfriend. They say he's mayate (he sleeps with guys in secret).
- Alicia's boyfriend. They say he's mayate (he sleeps with guys in secret).
by rubensoon August 28, 2020
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by ManateesSucks December 7, 2004
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