lister

Its some one who makes a hit list

Dont mess with that guy he hes a lister

by I AINT TELLIN JU June 15, 2008

lester the molester

A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.

"Hey, did you hear Lester the Molester said he needed more 2 x 6's from the big barn?"

by Dave Bover November 29, 2013

lister

British Sports Car manufacturer. Founded in 1954 by Brian Lister, it took the fight to Jaguar and Aston Martin, but ceased car building in 1959 due to the death of Lister driver Archie Scott-Brown. The company was re-established in the 80's by ex-Jaguar engineer Laurence Pearce, selling tuned Jaguars. In 1993 Lister launched their first new car, the Storm, with a huge Jag 7.0 litre engine. The car would go on to have success in the late 90's, winning a number of European championships, but success at the Le Mans 24 hours for it and its short lived brother, the GTL, would always elude it.

Lister now have a Le Mans Prototype program, building first the Lister Storm LMP, which had very little success at all, and now the Storm Hybrid. Though much success will probably never be achieved due to lack of any serious funding.

The Lister Storm won the 2000 FIA GT Championship, but the LMP was never really any good.

by Shotteh July 25, 2008

Lester

When you get weed that looks shitty but turns out to be mind-blowing.

Ted: "Damn dude that looks like schwag"
Brian: "No dude, I don't know. I have a good feeling"
(after smoking)
Ted: "Damn this is some Lester!"
Brian: "Hell yeah."

by Runescapeisreallycoolman September 8, 2011

Lastertime

Any time in the past, from 1 second to millions of years previous.

Daddy didn't we walk the dog lastertime?

Did the Egyptians build that pyramid lastertime?

by AnnaBannanna January 9, 2009

Hairy lester

To ejaculate into anothers male or females happy highway(a happy trail that is way to fucking big) then force the person to eat it off

Hooker number12- can u just give me a hairy lester i cant handle any more cumshots in my face
Tainty salad- i dont see why either way this is going in your mouth

by tainty salad May 23, 2011

daniel lester

Phillip Lester's Daddy

Daddy Daniel Lester

by Does_Jumin_Han_is_gay May 13, 2017