lophad

When someone makes fun of people, but they are actually really accepting.

Chad: "Ha you're gay ."

Brad: "You're gay too, Chad. You god damn lophad."

by potassium69 October 31, 2017

Lomp

That dumb ass bitch who sits at your table without an invitation

Sally is a lomp

by 01010001100111000111000021 December 13, 2017

Lumphus maximus

Severe lumps on top of the head ,; caused by blunt force trauma to the skull

After hearing Rico suave put the moves on his wife ,he pounded him in the head causing him to develop a case of lumphus maximus ! Are you back your neck your back your shoulders your feet

by Powderglyceride1369 October 15, 2018

Lymphata Cockarockus

When your dick gets so cold it becomes inverted

Oh shit man it's freezing, I got that Lymphata Cockarockus goin on in my peen

by YeetyMcSkeetyBab November 15, 2018

lymphedema

Build up of lymphatic fluid causing a compromised lymphatic system

I have lymphedema it effects my legs.

by Princesslouise December 8, 2018

Lomah

An especially pleasant, amazing, or beautiful dream. The opposite of a nightmare.

LOMAH is an acronym for Land of Milk and Honey which is used as a scene for sweet dreams in the movie Shark Boy and Lava Girl.

I had a lomah last night where the I booked the whole water park for just me and my friends, it was awesome!

by Windslash June 5, 2019

lamphumper

Someone who has/had sex with you or has/has sex with someone to the point that it shakes the plugin for any nearby lights out of the walls.

My electric bill went down after last night, you sexy lamphumper!

by Pyrogenetic June 16, 2019