Logan

An individual who does not like it when somebody sends lobster videos to the group chat.

-Did you see that funny lobster video that somebody sent?
-Ya, I bet Logan disliked it.

by Rilesman420 October 2, 2022

Logan

A mother F**ker you loves F**king women and especially teenage girls

thats such a logan

by sussy baka 117177171 April 25, 2022

Logan

He has the biggest shlong and will rule the world with his orphan slaves. Logan will want you to do things that are no big deal like to kill other orphans that oppress him. he will conquer everyone who stands in his way.

Guy: have you heard of our ruler Logan

Guy 2: yeah i have and he has the biggest shlong

by Limp Rick November 1, 2022

logan

a boy who is really smelly and gross and has a 2 inch penis. He is a virgin with a sad life and women are not attracted to him.

Logan: sup ladies

Female 1: OMG EW ITS LOGAN!!

Female 2: STAY BACK RAPIST

by sai:3 November 30, 2022

Logan

A stupid ass nigga who sucks dick for money and is retarded as fuck usually wears glasses plays video games nonstop and smells like fucking ass due to there lack of showers

Mom: Logan it’s time for your show.
Logan: But I took one last year

by Hgdfgg December 23, 2021

Loganitis

This is a disease which someone is severely attracted to large testicles.specifically black ones. They visualize big black balls jiggling up and down their mouth.As a side effect they are named Logan and are very gay.

I feel bad for Logan he has loganitis and will die soon.

by The very extremely official April 19, 2022

Loganic

lo • gan • ic

(adjective)
1. consensual sex between friends with absolutely no intention of a romantic relationship
2. another term for "friend with benefits"

"Neither of us are ready for a relationship, but the sex is pretty good. Lets keep it strictly loganic."

"We've never dated! It was strictly loganic the entire time!"

by indienox December 1, 2020