lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

Losing side of a threesome

When you watch some dude blow his load all over your girl, she goes to the bathroom to clean up, and you look down at yourself getting smaller and realize that just like that, playtime's over.

No one wants to be on the losing side of a threesome.

by Jim Moran August 31, 2017

Lovinger

Noun: a person who arrives a little bit late but does enough work that no one questions it
Adverb: That's a Lovingerly thing to do.
Transient Verb: I went and Lovingered with Selina this morning, so I'll be there at 2 PM.

e.g. Hi guys, Pendo meeting got pushed back to Monday morning, our AM called in sick. I have an appointment for a car at 11am, so doing a 'Lovinger' right now :grin:

by Mc_Lovin_ March 15, 2019

lovingveli

number 1 veliona fan

yeah i play honkai impact 3rd, but i'm not as good as lovingveli and her maxed out nyx

by an e April 17, 2022

Losing your Fappetite

When you are about to masturbate but you see something so horrendous that you stop.

“Hey dude, what happened, I thought you said you were gonna go masturbate?”

“I was, but I saw some weird foot stuff and stopped.”

“Oh! So you started Losing your Fappetite.”

by silly.scrawl March 16, 2023

Metro Locking

Metro Lock – also known as Tube locking, is when an individual or select set are placed in no mans land on a Metrolink or on the Tube. They have know where to hold onto during a bumpy, dodgy journey. Frightened and terrified and with the only one outcome, they lock onto the nearest salty passenger close at hand, holding onto dear life before they depart the Metro/tube and carry on with their daily majestic lives. Walking on, they and the poor helpless victim have just encountered Metro Locking!

"Metro Locking"

Phil – (Chuckling) Did you just see that guy?!!

Daz – (Also chuckling) Yeah!! He just metro locked that poor old woman. I think he’s still hanging off her like a dog on heat!!

by Phil Ireland January 28, 2009

Bi-Losing

What happens to the victim of someone who is bi-winning. Generally what happens when someone absolutely fails at life, for example, Season 1 Episode 10 on When Cheese Fails 101, a YouTube show about Starcraft 2. Bi-losing happens when someone is bi-winning so hard, and in math, you have to do what you did to one side of the equation to the other, so if someone bi-wins, another person has to bi-lose.

OR

The only verb appropriate to describe how hard someone is failing.

Dude 1: Hey, I just got laid by 4 girls last night. What happened to you and that other girl?
Dude 2: I shit the bed and got rejected.
Dude 1: Looks like I'm bi-winning.
Dude 2: Damn, I'm bi-losing hard.

by Royce McMillan June 18, 2011