lot lizard

prostitute that works primarily in truck stops servicing long haul truckers for the most part.

this 24 hour diner is crawling with lot lizards tonight.

by rick weller jr. August 5, 2006

Leaking the Lizard

the act of taking a piss or urinating in the restroom or designated area.

Hey Jon, I am leaking the lizard.

by Mysterystudent November 5, 2010

Lizard Squad

A hacking group that sit's in their parents basement hacking PSN and Xbox servers for Christmas, to ruin everyones time. They suck dick, and shove dildos in their ass.

Dude, PSN servers are down.
Shit bro, Lizard Squad fucked the servers up
FUCK EM

by XboxSuks April 4, 2016

Jesus Lizard

Jesus Lizard is a kick ass rock band. Grunge rulez!

The Jesus Lizard strikes again

by erik December 14, 2003

lizard lips

1. A vagina lacking the naturally produced lubricating fluids

2. A dry pussy

"Bitch, what'd I tell you 'bout pickin' up that KY, yo Lizard Lips finna give me rug burn!"

by Lovemuscle January 2, 2009

myspace lizard

A girl/guy that jumps from myspace to myspace trying to get girls/guys to be there friends

I dont know this Myspace lizard that is trying to add me.

by Mibo September 19, 2006

lizard bag

When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.

To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!

Yo I fucked your mama and it was a total lizard bag in there.

That girls twat is a damn lizard bag

by zack15 September 22, 2010