lisa macleod

Ministry of Children, Community and Social Services/Minister Responsible for Women's Issues.

Self righteous ass who always thinks she's right and a victim of society, a Progressive Conservative, a Politician who always has her nose up Doug Fords ass and runs from Autism parents.
I told my bf I was pregnant, and he bolted faster than lisa MacLeod
by Xaviersmom May 26, 2019
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Lisa

The worst woman alive. An absolutely odious woman who could not care less about the wellbeing of others. Her cold heart and bitchy attitude are only rivaled by her.... unsavory appearance. A monster of a woman. She puts shame to the label of "human"
Woah why are you so stresssed?
I met a Lisa today.
I am so sorry.
by BonersMakeSenseToo June 8, 2019
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Lisa Marie

'lɪsəmə,ɹi
'lɪsɒmɒɾi South Tyriolian variation

A really cool and talented girl who is able to do anything. She is also very intelligent and the strongest girl on the who planet (both physically and mentally). Oh and did I mention that she is beautiful as well?
A: Wow, that's a really tough task...
B: Yeah, man, only a real Lisa Marie could do that.
by climbingwithasilentb January 27, 2019
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Lisa

A lisa is a type of serpent that belongs to the meth monster species. Easily identifiable by their unusually large nose, that takes up 75% of their face, and from the pungent smell that emits from her crotch that she drags on the ground leaving a trail of slime. It's the smell of rotting fish and sewer. Her victims are married men. She captures them by spitting a hypnotic venom into their eyes. She then sucks their brains out making them her sexual slaves. A lisa cares about Noone and loves causing pain and heartbreak to families.
Justin: omg what is that smell, it's gonna

make me puke?
Teena: I think it's a lisa, where's my husband Manuel?
Justin: I think the lisa got him there's his hat in that trail of slime!
Teena:I told him to be careful
by Oiprocs72 October 21, 2022
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lisa mckeown

a tiny midget who enjoys golden showers and rim jobs.
'hey lisa mckeown, will you pee on me?'
'anyday hun'
by Missy Bolanrey January 8, 2010
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Lisa Turtle

Being the only black person in a group of white people
I would run for congress but I don't want to be a Lisa Turtle.
by Thisguy34 September 6, 2013
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