A lisa is a type of serpent that belongs to the meth monster species. Easily identifiable by their unusually large nose, that takes up 75% of their face, and from the pungent smell that emits from her crotch that she drags on the ground leaving a trail of slime. It's the smell of rotting fish and sewer. Her victims are married men. She captures them by spitting a hypnotic venom into their eyes. She then sucks their brains out making them her sexual slaves. A lisa cares about Noone and loves causing pain and heartbreak to families.
Justin: omg what is that smell, it's gonna
make me puke?
Teena: I think it's a lisa, where's my husband Manuel?
Justin: I think the lisa got him there's his hat in that trail of slime!
Teena:I told him to be careful
make me puke?
Teena: I think it's a lisa, where's my husband Manuel?
Justin: I think the lisa got him there's his hat in that trail of slime!
Teena:I told him to be careful
by Oiprocs72 October 21, 2022
A uel is a person who used to be called Manuel until a meth monster called a lisa took over his soul and took him from his family. He is no longer? a man he is now a slave. So the word man has been removed from his name.
Dave: who is that over there being drug off by a lisa?
Teena: that use to be my husband Manuel
Dave: oh no he's been turned into a uel! I told him to be careful
Teena:I know I told him to, he never listens.
Teena: that use to be my husband Manuel
Dave: oh no he's been turned into a uel! I told him to be careful
Teena:I know I told him to, he never listens.
by Oiprocs72 October 16, 2022