Lipstick Subway

n: The act of being double teamed by a man and a dog.
Sandwiched (SUBWAY) between a man and a dog's red rocket (LIPSTICK), the woman is receiving a Lipstick Subway.

Harrison: My girlfriend really loves her dog.

John: That's normal, her dog is cool.

Harrison: She asked me for a Lipstick Subway.

John: Oh.

Harrison: I obliged.

John: OH. You know it's getting late, we should probably never talk again.

by hangoverpoop August 6, 2011

lipstick lesbian

A lesbian that looks like a girl. Not the motorcyle bull dyke types. This is a girl you would want to bang and might not know she is a carpet muncher. She might actually wear lipstick while the other kind would wear leather or denim.

The girl did not accept your sexual advances, so obviously she is a dyke. However, she is rather attractive. She must therefore be a lipstick lesbian.

by dirk dig November 19, 2004

living lipstick

A man's penis, part of his junk.

That slut gave me such a good hummer, to my living lipstick I had to pull my BVD's outta my ass.

by EH of HB December 5, 2007

Lipstick on a Cheney

A way to refer to McCain VP pick Sarah Palin.

You can put lipstick on a Cheney, but if you elect McCain, you'll still have a drill-happy, war-mongering, nutcase as your Vice President.

by jonnypeace October 29, 2008

Syrian Lipstick

After ejaculation, a man spreads his sperm on the lips of a woman's vagina, in the same pattern as lipstick.

Woman: I'm out of lipstick!
Man: We've got an hour, I'll lend you some of my Syrian Lipstick

by bassination March 10, 2011

lipstick-dick

A lipstick-Dick is a she male, or a cuckold or wimpy husband whose dick is either to small, or just for show, (to use to pee with).

Hey, did you see Bills little lipstick-dick? he he, No wonder his wife cuckolds him.

by oralb69 August 21, 2008

Red Lipstick

A form of oral sex red lipstick is when one participant gives oral sex to a female during her menstrual cycle allowing the blood to gather on their lips and upon finishing kisses that female.

"Dude, I gave Becky red lipstick the other day."

by Devin989 August 24, 2008