You don't talk to ma wife like dat

A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal

Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."

by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 7, 2017

Like it? I lost my virginity to it.

It's a way of mentioning that you like that thing the most. When you really did like something very much for example a song or movie or TV show etc.

*your niggas are talking about a song*
you: murmuring the song;
nigga1: hey, you never liked it?
you: like it? I lost my virginity to it.

by redmattersite November 15, 2018

I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

A code word for someone to say, basically asking you for persmission for them to undress in front of you.

Guy: So what now?
Girl: I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

Guy: Oh, shit, yeah, of course
Girl: *undresses in front of him*

by Omg_its_Dani June 13, 2016

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read

A common phrase used in conversation between white people to exclaim how hot and sweaty they are.

( Bill and Jim sitting in the break room.)

Bill: "Sure is a hot one today. They are saying its gonna hit 95 by noon."

(Jim looks both ways to make sure Tyrone isn't around)

Jim: "It sure is! Im Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read"

(Both laugh)

by NOTABLACK1234 May 27, 2020

beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer

A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).

Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.

by Oh-Jay July 14, 2016