Library

Place where homeless people go to wash up in the bathroom and escape from the streets until ladies with godawfully tight buns shoo them away because they smell like soiled panties.

Homeless Man #1: Earl, get out of you box.
Homeless Man #2: Why? It's so cold and we're both homeless.
Homeless Man #1: We need to get baths and some refuge from this terrible cold and the library is open.
Homeless Man#2: Yeah! Let's go make it smell like ass!

by Bertny April 4, 2009

queen of the library

a camp person who lives in a library

Joe Sparks

by Fat rat June 5, 2003

Library

A place to borrow books for school and recreational reading to the average soul, but to the enlightened folk it is equivalent to hell and is where Satan lies in wait. Sometimes you can find him "shhh-ing" people as the librarian, but some librarians are just simple, innocent people like you or me.

Go to the Library!
You will spend your detention in the Library.

by Alligo Pillege February 6, 2007

crossroads library

She is such a bitch as mother fucker. She is such a dyke that eats the cooch.she acts as if she has a stick up her ass. That wendy gave her. Jen gets ass ramed by wendy the weird bitch. She yaps at everyone for talking in a whisper. Her pussy is so old that there are cobb webs and a pound of dust from never being touched. What a dumb bitch she has a fucking pony tale. And wendy she has a fucking shaved head. What a crabby bitch. She needs a cock.as soon as possible.

A dumb bitch

by straight mortimer(only on monday) February 24, 2004

Library

When a man cums on a magazine and rolls it and stuffs it in anothers butt hole.

Gay Guy 1: "Hey Skip!"
Gay Guy 2: "Hey Buddy!"
Gay Guy 1: "You Wanna Go In The 'Library' and...?"
Gay Guy 2: "Hellz Yeah! HARDCORE!"

by streetbloodking March 30, 2010

library

A place in the olden days where people would go to find information on various things. Nowadays, you can just find this same information on the internet from your own home without needing to go to the library.

In current times, since not many people go to the library, they have added computers with internet access, which is mostly used by bums or other homeless people looking for porn.

"what stinks at this library? oh, nevermind, i see a bum over there looking at porn, it looks like he hasn't showered in a month"

by Dover July 28, 2003

Library

Often used as a code word for things that happen involving two or more people when they should be studying/revising. These mostly have sexual connotations.

"I heard that Andy and Mellisa, you know."
"Oh yeah, Library."

by Brianf213 May 17, 2014