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Leaning Tower of Puss

In a sexual act, while the male is standing, the female sits on the males shoulders from the front with the vagina directly in front of the males mouth. To keep her stable, he puts her up against the wall and performs oral sex. They will be against the wall, leaning at an angle looking like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

AKA-(Towering)
"Hey Ben lets go see what Peter and that girl are doing." (Peek in room)
"Oh dang, he is giving her the Leaning Tower of Puss."
"Lucky man!"

"Hey babe, how bout you throw me up against that wall and tower the fuck out of me."
"Oh yeah baby I gonna eat your pussy like spaghetti."

"Hey Peter, did you do 69 with that girl?"
"No, I gave her the Leaning Tower of Puss."
by PPBB&JJ May 2, 2013
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Front-leaning rest position

Something you hope that you will never hear in JROTC or in the Military.
Military term to start doing push-ups
1st SGT Williams: "Private Smith! Front-leaning rest position, MOVE!"
Private Smith: "Aww man. Time to get these damn push-ups"
by Deez-nutz-goty September 2, 2021
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Learnding

Ones' ability to learn something at a remarkably slower pace than others.
"Despite everyone elses' awareness of the website, Carina's discovery of urbandictionary.com proved that she was learnding the ways of more internet-savvy people.
by Astroelmo January 12, 2009
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Leaning Shit House

A round U.S. Army patch that is the insignia of the First Corps Support Command (1st COSCOM) It pictures an arrow that has the general shape of an outhouse. The arrow leans to the 10 P.M. position, meaning the mission is always accomplished before the 11th hour. 1st COSCOM units that are under Airborne Corps command, wear an Airborne tab above the patch. Then, the insignia is referred to as the ''flying leaning shithouse''.
Come on guys, get the arrow right. Jones, yours is too far to the left. Smith, yours is pointing straight up! It's a leaning shit house !
by oshek July 9, 2011
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leaning out the bando

Doing drugs in an abandoned house
Yo that man is leaning out the bando!
by jeffpear13 December 12, 2016
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The Leaning Tower of Pissa

Whenever a man has to urinate while having an erected penis (usually morning glory), he must perform the Leaning Tower of Pissa in order to urinate into the toilet.
George couldn't take a leak while having a hard-on, so he decided to do the Leaning Tower of Pissa.
by leaningtowerofdavver January 23, 2013
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Leaning Tower Of Penis

When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.
Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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