fox lake

lame town in northern illinois where bars and boats are considered a priority and school is not.

where's a bar? oh yeah, it's fox lake, walk two feet, you'll find one. If you can get through the crowd of drunk people.

by paluzzi July 27, 2005

Lake Atlantic

A waveless Atlantic ocean. Calm, peacefull, undisturbed water.

Two surfers looking at the Atlantic, one says "boy, is it flat like a lake"
The other surfer replies, "yeah, lake Atlantic"

by Saraeth April 1, 2009

Lake Effect Snow

Terrorizing snow, especially if you are from Cleveland, Ohio.

Television: And look for "Lake Effect Snow" late sunday night.

Child: Mom!!! It could be a three day weekend!! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Mom: I know, I hope not...

by whatisthat88 February 20, 2011

Lake Lizard

Middle-aged upper class woman who lives on or near a large body of water. Skin is damaged by sun exposure and/or excessive tanning, leading to a scaly appearance. Strive to maintain a younger appearance at all costs. Known to chase younger men in their 20's to feel young again.

Ugh, that lake lizard wont leave me alone. She would be hot but she wears way to much make up and her cleavage is covered in melanoma.

by yamesdenver August 26, 2012

Lake Milton

A place in Ohio that is beautiful to visitors and a hell hole for people who live there. It sounds like it was pretty cool around the 20's or whenever-- Craig Beach used to be a little amusement park with roller coasters, water slides, food stalls and cabins. Seriously, look it up. More recently, however, If the undiscovered dead bodies in the lake don't scare you off, I'm sure the drug dealers, gangs, rampant fuck boys, furries and E. coli will.

People from Kent : "Where the fuck is Lake Milton?"
People from Lake Milton: "Trust me, you don't want to know. Don't look for us."

by {FunnyBunny} December 8, 2015

Lakebilly

A term describing an individual that lives on the lake and spends the majority of the time intoxicated, usually wearing a swim suit, a sun hat or bandana with large sunglasses and no shoes.

Name invited me out to the lake today, but told me to pick up a case of beer because they were almost out. It's not even 10:00am... Dang lakebilly.

by bigr3000 October 3, 2016

Lake Hick

A person who takes 77 different medications for Acne.
Has never talked to a girl in his life.
Definition of a bitch

Did u see Lake Hick get rejected by that ugly girl.

by Phat hoe 111 November 8, 2019