lance the destroyer

A person who does a mass amount of destruction or damage

Terrorists are lance the destroyers.
Man look at that white boy named kendall. Hes a lace the destroya nigggggaaa.

by FLYING NIGGERS September 29, 2009

Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

by Joshe December 01, 2006

Lance stroll

He is a very overhated f1 driver because his dad owns a f1 team and he is a billionaire

Hey do u know lance stroll
Oh yeah. Daddy’s cash 🤡

by Freddie Mercury f1 addict March 22, 2021

lance corporal

Term for the penis coined by Triple H of the WWE back when he and Shawn Michaels were D-Generation X.

"Maybe I'll show her my lance corporal, and show her what standing at attention is all about" quote from Triple H

by theunknownone September 11, 2005

lancing

To masturbate (has to be a guy doing it)

I was lancing last night at the porno.

by pjbpjb August 25, 2009

The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

by Senica Boys February 09, 2020

lance leener

a lance leener is a species white male who enjoys making inappropriate jokes about kids and says the n word constantly

yo that man is being such a lance leener

by hmmmmmiwonderwho July 18, 2023