getting laid by

A nonsexual technique of spending a night on a bed next to a girl without engaging in any physical contact.

"It was really weird finally having sex with Jane after months of getting laid by."

by Lobstereye February 26, 2013

Nut Lard

a male specimen with unusually large deposits of fat on his testes sac. Usually found in men who consume a large amount of creatine and protein powder.

"That's the most nut lard I've ever seen!"

"Dude you're such a Nut Lard!!!!"

"Nice Nut lard can i have your number"!!

by Dr. Charel June 25, 2008

lard butt

Derogatory slang for someone who is over-weight, named after the English cooking ingredient "Lard", which is made up entirely of fat.

Oi, Lard Butt, get out the way, 'cos I can't see the TV. Or the rest of the room

by Darren Jones January 5, 2004

Laira

1. A person who is awesome.
2. One who is computer savvy and technologically inclined
3. When used as a name, Laira comes from the word Lair. It was adapted as a female form to symbolize a place for a female to lay her evil plans.
4. One who personifies Genius.

Usually used to give a name to one who exceeds all other words used for something or someone that is excellent, rad, cool, AWESOME, smart, diabolical (in a positive way), phat, etc.

1.That chic is too much a Laira to be seen around here. She's putting the rest of them to shame.
2. If you were Laira, you could probably reprogram that.
4. You are absolutely Laira for figuring that one out!

by Metah-4 Genome February 3, 2010

lardknocker

Someone whose primary sexual attraction is to obese women.

Julio: Hey Umberto, I heard you like to go to Weight Watchers to pick up fattos.

Umberto: Yes, it's certainly true. They are deliciously beautiful to me.

Quinn: You are such a lardknocker, dude.

by gregory mcawsm May 27, 2006

Lardium

The chemical element comprising the 'hidden mass' of the universe. Scientists have speculated for years about 'dark matter' but have recently discovered that in fact it is all stored in fat people. Fat people NEVER eat enough to become the size that they are, the extra matter contained within their foul frames is in fact composed of Lardium, chemical symbol - Ft.

The amount of Lardium in this fattie is off the scale, our instruments cannot measure it.

by peas_and_frogs December 9, 2008

e-laid

What most people consider getting laid over the computer. It requires 2 people to touch THEMSELVES on their OWN cams infront of each other....sounds like a circle jerk to me.

*Hey man, I just got e-laid on stickam last night, it was amazing!*

by ShaggyPS February 15, 2010