climb her ladder

similar to "climb him like a tree" except only for my sapphic ladies out there. literally has nothing to do with ladders but hey, i didn't go to college. long story short it's 😏✂️

damn she's cute. i'd like to climb her ladder

by poopinagroup June 12, 2017

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Chutes and ladders, bitch

Life has harsh ups and downs

You didn't get your raise? Chutes and ladders, bitch. Chutes and ladders.

by Auntshel February 1, 2020

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shoots and ladders

the act of coming at a girl from behind witha huge didlo that wil cause her to shoot up the ladder that she is standing on. see double monkey fist

me and the wife played a crazy game of soots and ladders last night.

by Sam Steine November 20, 2003

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A piece of equipment used to steal a hot girl's underwear. The aforementioned item allows raiders to quickly access targets with upper-level rooms. Most common attributes of regulation panty ladders:

- 1 to 2 stories tall
- Wooden
- Carried by 2 or more raiders

Bender: Ok, but I'll need 10 kegs of beer, a continuous tape of Louis-Louis, and a regulation two-story Panty Raid Ladder.

by Gu3ss June 29, 2011

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Ladder in my tights

Normally referring to a tear in pantyhose, the term 'Ladder in your/my tights' refers to a boner that is concealed in your trousers, and often is fighting for the open air. The actual name is made apparent if one were to wear a pair of tights, and their erection would appear as a Ladder, either being stuffed up the waist, or down one of the trouser legs.

"Hey man, so yesterday I was on train, standing up, and I got a ladder in my tights and everyone could see my boner"
"Shit dude, anyone say anything about it?"
"Yeah, an old lady said she had one as well"

by Lionel Bichie May 16, 2018

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