by Carnage44 April 22, 2008
A petname used to annoy, humiliate and terrify your most loved mexican boys. It is could also be Llama-Llama-Bear, Lovely-Llama-Bear, or just ALlama-Bear. It is more effective if you say it in your flirtiest high pitched voice possible.
Callie: I love you my Llama-Bear!
Alam: I'm not your Llama-Bear you stupid pinche gringa!
Callie: See I told you, you love me!
Alam: Beesh! Ugh. I'm not even going to try.
Alam: I'm not your Llama-Bear you stupid pinche gringa!
Callie: See I told you, you love me!
Alam: Beesh! Ugh. I'm not even going to try.
by CAlilily June 08, 2007
soooo..... *awkward llama*
by jakey0boy June 17, 2010
by fluffykitten August 29, 2006
A creepy person that follows and inappropriately touches you.
by NICKKCOLE August 22, 2013
The awesomest type of llama, due to the fact that it is made of gummi candy and therefore doubles as a cute and furry animal with the best name ever, and a delicious fruity snack.(Credited to HappyBubbles03 and Mistybeach)
Zoey:"I think we should use a gummi llama as our group picture!" Tiddleskenmark: "No, we are using a plastic cup with a smiley face on it." Zoey: "Drat, you have crushed my hopes and dreams. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR SMILEYFACE CUPS ARE HAPPY."
by Zoey [HappyBubbles03] March 04, 2008
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond written by twaimzzz
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond written by twaimzzz
Person 1: omg that animal looks like a llama
Person 2: OMG THE LLAMA REMINDS ME OF THE LLAMA SONG
Person 1:whats the song
Person 2: ill sing it for you
Person 2: Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Person 2: OMG THE LLAMA REMINDS ME OF THE LLAMA SONG
Person 1:whats the song
Person 2: ill sing it for you
Person 2: Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
by MayaTheLlama January 26, 2017