Calm a llama down

asking somebody to calm down during their moment of hysteria. Aimed towards someone who is getting upset over a minor issue.

Jont'e: Play chess with me.
Me: I will, but my screen in frozen. Give me two minutes.

Jont'e: No, I won't give you two minutes.

Me: Calm a llama down, I'll be right with you!

by ms.thugnificent May 14, 2010

LlamaGuy

An extremely well known GameFAQs user, known for creating LUElinks, a website where LUEsers can hang out with a much more lenient TOS. Oh wait, that place isn't actually there, I was just kidding.

LlamaGuy kicks major ass.

by COTM July 20, 2004

llama Boy

A llama mixed with a boy. His Bsack is screeches and spits at little boys.

U like llama boys? hm?

by StinkyDickSack August 28, 2009

Llama Ocean

Discovered by Mr Crainer

(n) - A rare occurrence in the world where 3 or more llamas are swimming or having an orgy in the same body of water.

Llama Oceans have mostly been reported being seen in South America and some parts of Europe, but there are some urban legends of them existing in North America.

(Also found in Minecraft)

Creeper sneaks up behind Mr Crainer
Crainer turns around
HOLY MONKEY TESTICLES, LLAMA OCEAN!!!

This place could really use a Llama ocean.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO LLAMA OCEAN!!!

by a different crazie July 30, 2011

PLAZA LLAMA

Is an American-born, based rapper recording artist from Brooklyn, New York. Member of the underground scene and known for his based freestyles. One of the founders of the record label LIFE 2. Creator of his clothing brand GATO.

Friends haven't seen me in years like
He probably hid
Only rocking GATO
I keep that other shit in the bin
Plaza Llama back in this bitch again

by 4thapaper100p March 12, 2019

drama llama

A person who puts un needed drama in your life.

OMG lizzie!!! Your such a drama llama!

by LauraSweetheart November 5, 2006

Llama

The single greatest animal in the history of Earth.

One time a llama spit at me.

by sldkfjsldfjwogeewpnwv December 11, 2012