Lego porn

Images of Lego minifigures engaging in sexual maneuvers and positions

Guy: I saw some pictures of Legos fucking and was strangely aroused by it.
Another Guy: Wtf were you searching, Lego porn?

by Pokedex #184 October 15, 2017

lego mastro

A white Supremist that works for the KKK and Works for fake new

cbrady350 is better than Lego Mastro

Lego mastro is a KKK

by F_P Cool September 25, 2017

Lego head

When you have your hair dyed or roots done and the colour runs down onto your head and dyes the skin around it creating an effect similar to the hair on a Lego character.

Dan: Hey Kezza, you coming out tonight?

Kezza: Nah, not tonight, just had my hair done and ive got a Lego head!

by dan_the_01 June 25, 2008

lego land

when you become so high you feel like the whole world is made out of legos

"dude... dude I've just arrived in lego land"


"last night I went to lego land and when I woke this morning I still felt all blocky!"

by G-nasty Cass October 28, 2008

Lego Eater

Person of limited intellect, likely to eat lego

Matt Damon is a lego eater

by gers1984 August 12, 2009

Lego Hair

When a person has hair that looks like a Lego hair-do. Example, when you go to the bathroom before bed, brush your teeth, snap off your Lego hair and set it on the counter for in the morning. The hair snaps off in the same manner that you would snap a Lego mans hair off. Lego Hairs are interchangeable and come in many sizes, shapes and colors. Lego hairs may be collected and stored to have many different Lego hairs on hand. Lego hairs can be washed under warm soap and water and they never lose their shape or color.

Wow, look at Rob's Lego hair, it looks perfect! and Wow, look at Rob's Lego hair, it makes his head look tall!

by Geodash June 13, 2014

Lego Wedgie

This is an extreme wedgie technique, in which the victim has lego pieces shoved in their ass or privates and then given any form of wedgie. This usually causes some form of harm.

My niece was playing with legos yesterday so I gave her a Lego Wedgie

by Wedgie_expert101 March 4, 2021