Laptopping

When you sit on someone's lap until you get uncomfortably warm

We weren't having sex I was just laptopping her

by Definedgarrot November 20, 2016

laptop

a place where boomers complain about drugs and robots taking over

the fuckin laptop is about to explode!!!!

by ..whr May 1, 2024

HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black

An expensive laptop

Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?

by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024

Frosted Laptop

When I put doughnuts on my laptop its a frosted laptop mmm good.

Are those REALLY Entemanns chocolate frosted doughnuts on a laptop? What are you thinking? Is that the new Frosted Laptop?

by SurelySimple February 26, 2021

laptop

a low level pc

pc is better than laptop

by there're August 7, 2020

Laura laptop

(n) an electronic device that is just not cooperating in any way shape or form

This computer won’t load anything, it’s being such a Laura laptop!

by Mr Schengen’s August 19, 2024

Arielle's Laptop

The laptop that sucks, is made by a crappy company named acer, blue screens all the time, and is slower than a 10 year old computer. Also takes five hours to load google.

Arielle: You can use my laptop.
You: Ok thanks.
You: *turns on Arielle's Laptop and then it blue screens during a VERY important document which you forgot to save and you die*

by mrmandehfwiujfhew September 11, 2016