prison laptop

By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.
I got a prison laptop on eBay.

Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?
by sarbathory February 25, 2024
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Gala IT Care is here, the best Laptop repair services in Dubai & Ajman. Free pickup & delivery service is available.
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Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.
She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!
by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 05, 2017
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laptop wack

When you insult an it geek and he wacks you in the face with his masssive hp laptop
Dont worry it wont hurt because its an it geek
Unless you broke his graphics card and he's drunk
Then start to worry because hus laptop wack will kill you
by ip13 January 22, 2014
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Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.
As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..
by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023
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Mr wilman's laptop

Mr Wilman's laptop is a source of great mystery where a omega level being named Mr Wilman who can summon Jeremy Clarkson at any time but you shall be sent to the shadow relam if you dare to look at the search history
I used Mr Wilman's laptop to email my good friend Alan
by Skully1308 August 26, 2021
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