Yoghurt Knitter

n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.

That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo.

by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

kritz

To develop software by copying and pasting other people's example code and changing the variable names often leading to annoying and hard to fix bugs.

Did you finish your programming assignment? Yeah I managed to kritz something together at the last moment for partial credit.

by kdlol January 2, 2009

knit a sweater

A derogatory term used when talking to someone who is being depressing.

You dumb emo kid. Why don't you go knit yourself a sweater.

by Scarlet Starlet November 12, 2003

Kitzykat

A loving person that loves you so much you'll feel loved once she says "I love you" to you.
She normally is on Roblox.com and she's awesome you should really be her friend. Kitzykat is awesome..... kk
She is also a lolcat and tends to be awesome, but she's very fragile. She also incourages others to love.
But she doesn't love ALL the time, sometimes she's mean and flames flamebaits. Really. Srslly.
Hurr durr. Durr-derp herp-derp-de-derp
Syn- Loving person
Ant- Unloving person

Kitzykat is so cool

by Kitzykat? September 9, 2010

intensive care knitting

Knitting a garment or similar item using many different strands of yarn in a disorganized fashion.

Also known as "ICU knitting."

Intensive care knitting is named as such because the yarns frequently get tangled together and require frequent untangling. The end up very much like the many tubes of an intensive care patient.

by colorknit January 27, 2010

kitzerface

an awesome name for females with the last name kitzmiller, changed around to resemble "whatserface"

'kitzerface, you're bomb!'

by LOLSUFUNNY October 9, 2008

kritzialys

kritzialys is such a hot baby girl she so cute and always likes to explore and play she is active .A kritzialys may not look like much but she is all u need......if u ever get to date her dont lose her she is also good in bed

DAMNN i want a kritzialys

by La latina :) November 16, 2017