Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.

"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019

Knocking At The Cow's Door

A phrase originated from 19th century Thailand, which is often used today to describe something being weird or abnormal.

John - "Did you see that weird guy at the store?"

Mary - "Yeah, he was Knocking At The Cow's Door."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

Knocking out a skeleton

When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking

I wish this Lockdown would finish

Why is that?

I've started knocking out a skeleton

Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!

by Nesda February 12, 2021

knocking the entrance

A hard dick rubbing & teasing an asshole or pussy.

Joe enjoys knocking the entrance while Suzy is begging to be fucked.

by Always Gerry July 29, 2021

knocking bob

knocking bob means smoking bob dope / fent dope aka chunk dope. It is related to the slang term knocking chunk

Andre: Fuck paying taxes, I'm loading up the chunk and knocking bob

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Knocking out a chavvy

A woman having a baby.

I can't believe she's 'knocking out a chavvy', she's already got enough kids to make up a football team!

by Kebab42 June 3, 2023

Knocking At Your Stuff

Trying to have sex with someone’s sexual or reproductive organs

girl your body got me knocking at your stuff.

by Amschel June 27, 2023