Sticking your penis in the shower faucet and turning the hot water up all the way until it goes limp
Wife - "Babe, why is you penis blistered?"
Husband - "I've been Kettling! I got 30 minutes the other day!"
Husband - "I've been Kettling! I got 30 minutes the other day!"
by Bibboberso April 30, 2024


by Strawbes02 March 6, 2024

a container for boiling water
by anonymous April 20, 2025

Although antiquated, to 'put the kettle on' is to say that the conversation will continue because of some new deep or entertaining news has been revealed and needs discussing, usually this involves actually making a new cup of tea (giving time to savour the space before gossip) but...
'Kettle on!' has no intention of actually making tea and can be said anywhere, it's like saying 'oh fuck me, this is news' or 'you have my undivided attention', 'I need to know everything'
'Kettle on!' has no intention of actually making tea and can be said anywhere, it's like saying 'oh fuck me, this is news' or 'you have my undivided attention', 'I need to know everything'
Carl: stace was down the pub with len last night, but he's supposed to be legit with shanice
DAZ: kettle on!
Carl: well, after prison he....
DAZ: kettle on!
Carl: well, after prison he....
by My real name is nick April 4, 2021

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
