Kettling

Sticking your penis in the shower faucet and turning the hot water up all the way until it goes limp

Wife - "Babe, why is you penis blistered?"
Husband - "I've been Kettling! I got 30 minutes the other day!"

by Bibboberso April 30, 2024

kettling

expression used to show how funny something is i.e. wheezing so hard that you sound like a kettle

IM KETTLINGGG LMAOOOO😭💀💀

by zeeeee<3 April 12, 2022

Leaky Kettle

Were you are in a Ket hole and unable to move to go to the bathroom

Frick me Adam was on some right stuff last night he ended up in a right leaky kettle

by Strawbes02 March 6, 2024

kettle

a container for boiling water

she showed up with a new watch—was kettle for sure

by anonymous April 20, 2025

Kettle on

Although antiquated, to 'put the kettle on' is to say that the conversation will continue because of some new deep or entertaining news has been revealed and needs discussing, usually this involves actually making a new cup of tea (giving time to savour the space before gossip) but...

'Kettle on!' has no intention of actually making tea and can be said anywhere, it's like saying 'oh fuck me, this is news' or 'you have my undivided attention', 'I need to know everything'

Carl: stace was down the pub with len last night, but he's supposed to be legit with shanice
DAZ: kettle on!

Carl: well, after prison he....

by My real name is nick April 4, 2021

laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.

"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"

by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018

bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.

A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023