Marrying the ketchups

The combination of two half-empty (or half-full) bottles of the titular tomato condiment in attempts to make them into one whole bottle of ketchup.
This particular phrase was popularized by the January 25, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by film star Adam Driver.
“I had two half-finished bottles of ketchup and was running out of space in my refrigerator... long story short, my wife walked in on me marrying the ketchups and I had to stop. They didn’t even get to finish their vows, Hank!“ *sobs*
by Sound5cap3 January 29, 2020
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ketchup packet

The act of wearing a condom and having sex with a woman who is on her peirod, then taking the condom off and making her squeez the menstral blood in to her mouth, as if drinking ketchup form a packet.
Ashley was on her rag and was very horny, and the only way paul would fuck her is if she agreed to take a ketchup packet afterwords.
by Druskeet November 09, 2007
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Ketchup Face

A Ketchup Face is a person who has a very pale white face with big red lips, usually a skinny teen.
Look at that little kid over there, he's such a ketchup face!
by Spencer Deane June 25, 2008
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ketchup cooch

man, my dick looked like a twizzler when i took it out of her ketchup cooch
by Michael Ferry March 12, 2007
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ketchup squirter

either from std's, frequent masterbation, or inbreeding, this is when a male can ejaculate blood at will
guy: what do you want first the white milk or the fruit punch?
girl: mmm give me the fruit punch

guy: they dont call me a ketchup squirter for nothing
by a white racist-dom f May 22, 2011
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Ketchup Fart

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.
Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.
by awmm May 31, 2015
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Ketchup Guy

One who puts ketchup on everything.
"Hey Blake, why are you putting ketchup on that? Jesus you're the ketchup guy."
by juicefang September 26, 2009
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