Kermitism

A joke/meme religion surrounding the muppets and various memes as powerful gods at war. Kermit is the primary god.

Have you been reading up on the Kermitism Bibble?

by FrogPoop April 22, 2023

The Kermit

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.

I just pulled the Kermit on those assholes at the playground!

by McLovinDeez May 21, 2021

Kermit froggin

When a drunk guy walks into the middle of a scene of my 600lb life and starts fucking her and she orgasms to the point of explosive Diarra and get her last night's slop all over him

Yo John did you hear that Jesse was Kermit froggin last night and couldn't show up to work because it was a shitty experience

by Kermit the bacon eating frog July 13, 2022

Kermit v baby yoda

A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared

Dan: oh yeah let’s fight like Kermit v baby yoda
Albert: Ok I’m Kermit

by Fat beluga March 9, 2022

Kermit

To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.

Yesterday I got completely Kermit off some Lipton and re-invented the microchip💀.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK December 2, 2024

Kermit

Number #15 on the Kansas City Chiefs, current quarterback for the team

Did you see that Kermit threw an interception to a white corner back?

by 44-22GoBirds February 19, 2025

pull a Kermit

To be brought into a situation that brings you to say, "but that's none of my business." Then you go about sipping tea and not go on with the topic of discussion.

I wouldn't want to get on a topic that I know nothing about and talk like I know what's up so I'll just pull a Kermit.

by Erotic Fantasy August 23, 2014