by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010
Get the leap kermitmug. The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.
Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.
by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023
Get the Dirty Kermitmug. by Miss piggy shit September 18, 2020
Get the Kermit Pissmug. A person that has devoted his or her life to praying to the only one and true god Kermit the frog.
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)
*Knock Knock*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*
by Higginsworth May 19, 2018
Get the Kermit Worshippermug. by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022
Get the KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!mug. Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen
by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024
Get the President Kermitmug. The most handsome guy to ever walk this Earth, alpha male, picks up the hottest chicks everywhere he goes, he has big muscles ready to destroy whoever crosses his path
by kermithoo May 7, 2023
Get the Kermitmug.