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Keeling

The process of ejaculating into your foreskin keeping it in place as you repeat the process you will eventually ejaculate again, expanding your foreskin exponentially
Dave: Bro it’s like a balloon how fid you manage to do that
Simon: Keeling brah, it’s the new jelq
by Keicircoober February 12, 2024
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keeping you big as hell

it's literally what it means. this word is usually used to keep others from giving opinions / stop them from yapping.

such examples are:
consuming burgers daily keeping you big as hell
sex without condoms are keeping you big as hell dude
by Stupid Imbecile February 25, 2024
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keeping the powder dry

To be calm and ready for a possible problem in the future.
They don't know how the election will turn out, so for now they're just keeping the powder dry.
by Borat91 March 18, 2024
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Keeking

The act of receiving a blow job whilst puking and shitting.
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Keerings

Belong to the name of the most amaijing girl in existence, with the most wholesome heart and captivating looks. You might just accidentally fall for her. She has the prettiest voice whether she's talking or singing or even just making random sounds. She's also the cutest duck and a professional at quacking. But just because she's nice.. make sure you don't mess with her because that's going to be terrifying...
That lady is cutest btw
Omg look it's THE KEERINGS!!!
I wish I could wife Keerings, but she already has a wife huhuhu
WOAH KEERINGS IS COMING, MAKE WAY FOR HER!!
by Kiririi August 14, 2024
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Keeping him cool

When it came to how jake and Paul hung out with cheddar wiz his freshman year they were keeping him cool
by Rocheman4280 December 27, 2025
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A-Keeling

Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.
Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."

Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."
by Johathan Argent October 21, 2008
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