A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.
Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.
Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.
by BustyBoy October 9, 2025
Get the Kansas City Hand-offmug. Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.
by AK Daddy July 6, 2016
Get the The Kansas City Mud Monkeymug. Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.
“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”
“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*
“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*
by Willybobjonas123 June 13, 2021
Get the playing for Kansas Citymug. Person 1: Bro I was sleeping next to my mom last night, and I fucked her by complete accident!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!
by HeeHEEDUDE February 26, 2024
Get the Kansas City Chiefsmug. When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.
Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.
by Themesiah February 21, 2024
Get the The Ole’ Kansas City Napkinmug. When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler
by Kansas boi April 15, 2017
Get the kansas city sparklermug. The sexual act of setting her pubes on fire then shoving it her ass and shouting “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore Toto”
by Allrightythennn January 23, 2023
Get the Kansas City droughtmug.