Fat ugly kid who thinks he is good at limited magic and got warned on undergroundcomics.net sad to say he is the major suxorz at life.
by Charles Gilbert December 15, 2008
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Get the Citizen Kale Burger mug.Team mate 1:"Did he seriously just dirty kale us?!"
Team mate 2:" gross man, dude should be focused on the game"
Team mate 2:" gross man, dude should be focused on the game"
by The Vivs March 31, 2020
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A crappy vegetable that all the hipsters are now eating and giggling about. Also popular among the vegan crowd who enjoy depriving themselves of delicious foods. The leaf-like trash tastes like crap and runs through you like shit in a goose. You may have seen the Panera ads that are all the rave where people are eating the garbage as if they've been in the woods for three weeks without a morsel of food to eat which is probably true, it's the only way anyone would eat that trash is if they were starving.
After the stocking-cap festooned hipster ate his trendy kale salad he ran to the bathroom but crapped in his Old Navy khakis before he could get a seat on the pot.
by Go screw yourself August 7, 2015
Get the kale mug.The best friend anyone could have. Some members of this species happen to come with really bad jokes that are so horrible, that despite being chucked down the drain, flushed down the toilet, and being forced to live with rats for a few years, still bring joy to people's lives. A Kaleb is also smart, kind, sweet, polite, and brings laughter with jokes. However bad they may be.
by Kaisei December 25, 2015
Get the kaleb mug.An expression used when describing something that's totally rad. It's not just cool, it's green, it's sustainable, it will last......it's kale. Phonetic Spelling: K-h-ale
"Oh my gosh! Where did you get that? So kale."
by Jecelia May 14, 2015
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