Ken Boned

When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.

You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.

by ElectrikCoolaid October 14, 2016

Ken He

Chonky Yellow Shrek

a- ' look its ken he'
b- ' u mean chonky yellow shrek?'

by kbdklajfbsef October 11, 2020

ken-gar

Ken-Gar is a tawny enclave in well-off Montgomery County, Maryland. Its name comes from the contraction of Kensington, and Garrett Park, betwixt which it is platted. It is defined by the heavily wooded Rock Creek Park on several sides, railway on the south side, and has but a single entrance. Ironically, some of the children who live in the neighborhood fancy it "rough" due to the predominately minority populace, but it is in fact an old, well-settled neighborhood with a rich history, several churches, and a civic-minded populace.

We are visiting those delightful folks in Ken-gar, near the Kensington Antiques district!

by Shloss November 17, 2009

Ken m

The ultimate internet comment board troller, a Ken m prowls the comment boards of websites such as yahoo and reddit. Mainly preying on uneducated internet users they usually disguise as a well 'meaning moron', thereby tricking their prey into a false sense of security that the Ken m uses to their advantage to ultimately troll their prey into a state of internet rage that is extremely amusing to both the troller and any fortunate observers.

"I encountered a Ken m last night, this poor person fell for it. But it was hella funny tho."

by User_3103 March 25, 2017

Ken Griffin

CEO of the hedge fund Shitadel, known for being an (alleged) liar, a cheat, and a market manipulator. Naked shorting of GME is his forte and seemingly has a love for mayo and bedposts.

person 1: Look at that short ladder attack right at the opening bell. Looks like Ken Griffin is back on his bullshit again.

by radrach23 February 16, 2022

Ken Holland

Ken Holland AKA The greatest GM in all of sports, K-train, Holla Holla Holland, That GM, K-train, Kenny Christ, Kenny Holland. Holland is a former goalie for the Detroit Red Wings and current General Manager and current Executive Vice President of the Red Wings. Ever since taking over as GM in 1998 he has won 3 Stanley Cups and will win about 35 more. He also enjoys cosmos and was voted best looking GM in the NHL for 15 years straight. Holland is a genius and has a thing for drafting Swedes during the NHL drafts.

Pens fans: "We have the greatest gm in the NHL."
Rest of the NHL: "Two words. Ken Holland."

by GoWings55 October 13, 2013

Ken Hao

A bastard virgin bitch pussy nigga who likes to suck massive African black cock which hits the back of his throat everytime which makes him vomit out every hole in his body. His favourite cock is the cock of Annitra Lopez which he sucked so hard that it came out his bum. Turning him into the first kebab. You thought those fucking Arabs made kebabs. No. It was Kenny.

Damn my black nigga, that Ken Hao can suck a mad African cock.

by Cumpooski August 24, 2019