You are a Karen
by Titania Musiq August 12, 2021
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Get the Karen mug.Karen is a word often used by the internet, to describe a little fucking bitch. Karen is the person who yells for the manager because she had 1 less chip than she wanted. She's the person who everyone fucking hates. Karen works for PETA, and is a feminazi.
Omg just fucking leave the waiter alone mom He's a male, doesn't mean he's sexist! Jesus you're a Karen.
by I am a male i swear June 24, 2019
Get the Karen mug.Karen is a woman who talks to the manager, takes the kids, she is an anti-vaccine mom of 3 children. She is single and FUCKING ANNOYING!
Father: Karen you are a fat fuck. Our fucking kids are dead because of your anti-vaccine bullshit. You can get divorced with me and take the fucking kids. I don’t care.
Karen: Can I talk to your manager?!
Karen: Can I talk to your manager?!
by Fucking Karen October 25, 2019
Get the Karen mug.A generally out-of-touch, attention-void/seeking, entitled, easily agitated, irritated and irritating middle aged woman who has a specific mindset that forces them think that they have certain rights over men and often women, to constantly be accusative of people (especially menial staff members in a cafe or supermarket) and often attempt to make threats on their vocation, usually by asking to 'speak with your manager'.
A Karen is also usually a divorcee that illegitimately takes the children of her ex-husband without legal custody, sometimes physically abusing the children. She is an anti-vaxer and a member of any strange and attention seeking cult or organisation that you could think of.
The name 'Karen' is used most to describe the attributes mentioned earlier because 'Karen' is a common name for female Baby-Boomers, of which have developed certain self-righteous beliefs from her unfair 60s childhood which she never got over. She also is known for treating her pets (usually cats) like they are her children, which means physical abuse is common.
Attributes: greyish-blonde dyed 'Tannie' haircut (often with darkening gradient to the bottom), tasteless fake tuxedo, matching jeans or trousers, wide black sunglasses, Botox overdose face, acrylics, thin and pointless black scarf, pin-heel shoes, very small black handbag, smaller breasts, red marks on fist from beating children, drooping expression of contempt, often holding a bs extravagant pink swirly coffee.
A Karen is also usually a divorcee that illegitimately takes the children of her ex-husband without legal custody, sometimes physically abusing the children. She is an anti-vaxer and a member of any strange and attention seeking cult or organisation that you could think of.
The name 'Karen' is used most to describe the attributes mentioned earlier because 'Karen' is a common name for female Baby-Boomers, of which have developed certain self-righteous beliefs from her unfair 60s childhood which she never got over. She also is known for treating her pets (usually cats) like they are her children, which means physical abuse is common.
Attributes: greyish-blonde dyed 'Tannie' haircut (often with darkening gradient to the bottom), tasteless fake tuxedo, matching jeans or trousers, wide black sunglasses, Botox overdose face, acrylics, thin and pointless black scarf, pin-heel shoes, very small black handbag, smaller breasts, red marks on fist from beating children, drooping expression of contempt, often holding a bs extravagant pink swirly coffee.
by sоme ass November 5, 2019
Get the Karen mug.A Karen is an annoying middle aged woman most commonly with blonde hair in a haircut you see in the gif bellow. Karens think that they are always inconvenienced by everything but really they are the annoyance and inconvenience and the pain in the ass you just want to run over with your car. The most common place you will find them is either in Walmart fighting over toilet paper that they don’t need, or in Walmart, yelling at the manager for something the Karen did herself. Karen’s are usually trump supporters and are usually anti-vaxx and they think that essential oils cure cancer. They believe every conspiracy theory they heard on Facebook and other sketchy websites thinking everyone around them is stupid, not unlike Kevin Malone.
Karen’s are the human equivalent of getting caught on literally every red light in town. Fuck you, Karen.
by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020
Get the Karen mug.a suburban mom who owns a white suv and her kids only eat organic snacks and they cant get mad because they will have "more wrinkles". karen has an a-line cut and really bad highlights. she also took the kids from her ex-husband, ricardo.
ricardo- "karen they're my kids too"
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