Kansas City drought

The sexual act of setting her pubes on fire then shoving it her ass and shouting “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore Toto”

Dude last night we did the Kansas city drought and now I think I’m in love

by Allrightythennn January 23, 2023

Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

Kansas City Hand-off

A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.

Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.

The gay orgy was great! I watched Fred give Frank a Kansas City Hand-off, he slapped him real good!

by BustyBoy October 9, 2025

Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.

I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'

by MorgBorg February 11, 2024

The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024

Kansas City Chiefs

The best team in all of football history! Also used for when you fuck your mom accidentally.

Person 1: Bro I was sleeping next to my mom last night, and I fucked her by complete accident!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!

by HeeHEEDUDE February 26, 2024

Kansas City Mudpie

When Jackson Mahomes forces someone to push his stool in at gunpoint

I don’t care how many times I have to get Kansas City Mudpied as long as Patrick Mahomes keeps winning superbowls.

by MahomesMadeMe February 29, 2024