Kansas City chiefs fan

A person who meat rides taylor swift and has no social life and can't do anything in life
by Monkman625 January 29, 2024
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Kansas City Sizzle

When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.
Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.
by Hot Franklin March 04, 2023
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Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.
I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'
by MorgBorg February 11, 2024
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Kansas City Mudpie

When Jackson Mahomes forces someone to push his stool in at gunpoint
I don’t care how many times I have to get Kansas City Mudpied as long as Patrick Mahomes keeps winning superbowls.
by MahomesMadeMe February 29, 2024
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