by CptDoge November 14, 2016
Get the Christian Kale mug.The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018
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by gym_princess1 January 10, 2021
Get the Kale mug.by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018
Get the st. micheal's kale mug.(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.
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U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.
2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.
2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."
"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
"no."
"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017
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