Joosified

Feeling nice off of a Joose beverage, or several.

I was so Joosified last night. I don't remember a thing.

by KroniKaBUSEr May 4, 2010

jools

most caring and loving person you will ever meet, very very unreal and perfect! if your lucky enough to have a jools and her second name is wood you should keep her! Buttt..... shes tiny and easy to wind up, jools will make you laugh 24/7 and all the lads love her for it

person: jools is fit

by brooksy7 February 11, 2018

Braxton Joost

Braxton Joost is a huge L. He pulls zero bitches and has never had a girlfriend. Likable personality but not enough for women to like him
- Amy M

Omg I saw Braxton Joost at the store yesterday.

by Amy-mira December 4, 2022

joosed

being ripped off or stolen from physically (money) or emotionally. Stingy

Garrett joosed segal when he wouldn't pay for lunch

by Segal January 17, 2005

joosh

To be used when a douche goes above and beyond the call of douchedom. A combination of josh and doooosh.

guy 1: that guy has a face i just want to punch

guy 2: yea, hes such a joosh

by ninjachronic May 14, 2010

joogin

verb.to be acting as a crackhead.

Nickson is definetly joogin right now.

by Abi Shea March 4, 2008

joose

Government warning,... may cause pregnant wemon to have mixed race babies unknowiningly. and if you drink more than 1 of the joose it will cause you to climb onto a picknick table and have intercourse the umberella hole in the middle of the table in day light, it will cause unexplained sneakiness, resulting in the rare but known "sneaky steve" causing you to have sneaky intercourse in the anus......twice!!!!!!!

This one time at band camp, whilst drinking joose around the campfire and making smores, I unknowingly ventured into sneaky steve's cabin. He was wearing only a ski mask and a pair of socks while he was pinching his nipples and putting lotion on his skin he was fucking a white bitch from behind and then 9 months later the baby came out looking like a piece of charcoal!

by rj belvines March 30, 2008