Sloppy Joe

A cup of coffee wherein the creamer is replaced with semen.

Barista 1: Hey, did that lady just order a cup of coffee with nut milk?
Barista 2: She sure did, so I jizzed in it. She’s gettin a sloppy joe!

by Gen. John Allen July 26, 2023

Sloppy Joe

Mcdonalds

Shall we go and have sloppy joes

by Benny_M May 24, 2019

Sloppy Joe

A blowjob from a guy named joe

(Person) Hey Joe, can you give me a sloppy joe?
(Joe) Sure man

by spindlyjim September 11, 2020

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024

Sloppy Joe

When you eat a girl out while she’s on her period

Bro I gave Kirsten a sloppy joe and it was gross but it was still better than the time i ate her ass

by BigFroDH April 3, 2019

Sloppy joe

When you take a shit (mainly diarrhea) in a girl's vagina

I'll sloppy joe in dis girl

by Hehejdjd November 26, 2016

Sloppy Joe

When a guy or girl is taking a mean shit and getting their dick sucked a pussy licked.

Man, I ate a spicy taco last night and when I was taking a shit in the morning, my girlfriend gave me a sloppy joe. #wifematerial

by servega June 9, 2018