Jordan

n. A type of dingleberry, still wet with Santorum, dangling from a freshly harvested McConnell (for the uninitiated, a McConnell is a special, turtle-head shaped butt plug—see full definition herein).

Much to Mister Nunes’s dismay, the McConnell he wanted to deal with his latest emergency was still dripping with Jordans from his previous engagement, and Ryan didn’t have a fresh one to spare.

by ciabrat November 22, 2019

jodd

Jump on da dick

Abbreviation used in the "J.O.D.D." track on Trick Daddy's Thug Matrimony: Married To The Streets album(2004).

" Bitch, you better JODD before I take my money back! "

by Warren November 27, 2004

Jordan

Kind-hearted, loving, thoughful person. Tall, dark and handsome! Deep brown eyes that melt the heart. Sarcastic. Stubborn. Determined. Hard worker. Takes the world on his shoulders. Very independent. Mysterious personality. Shy to strangers. Privelage to be his family or close friend.

Stranger: Who is Jordan?
Jess: The love of my life.

by J. Seeley July 25, 2011

Jeddah

A city on the west coast of Saudi Arabia. Jeddah means grandmother in Arabic. It's filled with huge malls and restaurants. The people of Jeddah are quite liberal and laid-back compared to the ultra-conservative people of Riyadh. Because of the hot weather, most businesses' peak hours are in the evenings and most places stay open till the wee hours of the night.
Jeddah girls are fun, open-minded and serious about education but can be snobby. The guys are cool, cute and fun but can be immature and annoying.

Saudi Arabia Riyadh Jeddah

by Rum Rum April 19, 2011

jordan's on a saturday

From Chris Brown's Song "With You" -- Michael Jordan's come out only on saturday's and its always a big deal. They don't come out everyday and they sell out fast. People can reserve them and it gets crazy.

He's basically saying how much he loves/wants the girl and cannot wait to have/be with her.

You know you always like Jordan's on a Saturday to me.

by orrchid August 2, 2008

Jordan

Jordan: An amazing kisser, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, best to cuddle with, sexy, kind, caring, big heart, happy, funny, fun loving, loves God.. his family..girlfriend..and friends, someone you can't live without, utterly good looking and has the luckiest girlfriend ever because she is so totally blessed to have such an amazing man in her life. There is no one like him. He is one of a kind, a true gem! Once you meet him you'll fall in love with this prince charming from the South!

Someone I cannot live without. I love you babe!

Jordan looks so good Channing Tatum looks like a troll standing next to him.

by ajack555 October 12, 2013

jordanesque

A word or phrase used to describe all forms of greatness, perfection, superiority, or flawlessness.

Guy: That Benihana chef is doing some crazy ass tricks with my food, I hope he doesn't drop it all on the ground.

Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.

by sam cassell April 11, 2011