jibber

a joint of weed.

hey man, wanna smoke a jibber?

by nigga dayum October 11, 2008

jibbering blue assed baboon

A moron, a person who does not know what they are doing in there job, or in genral. A genral dunce, or hyperactive person.

He/She is a Jibbering blue assed baboon.

by Yama December 8, 2005

Jabberwock

1. n. a fictional monster appearing in the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll. In the poem, a "beamish boy" slays the Jabberwock by beheading it. The Jabberwock is described as having "eyes of flame", living in a "tulgey wood" and "whiffling" and "burbling" as as it moves. John Tenniel, the original illustrator of the poem, drew the Jabberwock as a bipedal anthropomorphic dragon creature with a long, bending neck, a sucker-like mouth with four comically large and flat incisors, two barbels and two antennae, a fringe of long white whiskers, large hairy talon-like hands (with a thumb and three fingers each) and humanlike feet (with three toes each), pupil- and iris-less eyes, two black wings, a long tail, and a waistcoat.

2. n. made-up words, such as those used by Lewis Carroll in the poem "Jabberwocky".

3. n. a text which exemplifies such made-up words, such as "Jabberwocky", "The Owl and the Pussycat", and everything by Dr. Seuss.

4. n. any nonsense or gibberish.

1) The creature is called a "Jabberwock", not a "Jabberwocky". Sorry, Tim Burton.

2) When I read Dr. Seuss I sometimes get confused by all the jabberwock.

3) "The Owl and the Pussycat", from which we have derive the word "runcible spoon", is a famous jabberwock.

4) Shut your jabberwock! I'm trying to study.

by tangles10 April 25, 2010

one of them jobbies

a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.

I'm going out to get drunk and have a kebab...one of them jobbies.

by Mr.Know.It.All June 1, 2006

poo jabber

gay sex, or anal sex. Usually used as a homo insult.

"dude, why are you wearing a pink shirt...poo jabber"
"me and billy had some good poo jabbing last night"

by sillysausage February 8, 2006

flibberty jibbet

A north west England name for someone who is flashy and female,flaunting sexually. The term comes from the way someone "dances" about when being hung... hence the reference to "jibbet", or gallows

Look at her posing in front of those men, she is a right flibberty jibbet

by martin griffiths July 1, 2006

Hand Jobbin

Innovative dance move involving rapid forward and back hand movements followed by a swift release of the fist in front of the genital area. This is meant to resemble the act of male masturbation. For best results: alternate hands and perform fist release to the beat.

Jeff sure is getting a lot of dance floor pussy tonight... If only I could go Hand Jobbin like him.

by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009